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August 20, 2006
Playaz borrow Space Shuttle Atlantis for more comet dust from outer space
The Playaz recently borrowed NASA's Space Shuttle Atlantis to re-stock their declining supply of comet dust.
"We've been using it rather liberally," Bon was quoted as saying. "Plus, we have just reached an exclusive agreement with Wilford Brimley and Liberty Mutual Insurance to supply them with diabetes-curing comet dust, which Liberty will deliver to your door."
Phil challenges Chewbacca to a game of holographic chess while on their mission to space
"It was good to get back into space, helping mankind search for new ways to get high," Tac said before the launch.
Larry Holmes stated that he, too, was looking forward to the follow-up mission and get back behind the wheel of the space craft. "It's been a while, and I needed to shake some of the rust off."
The Playaz, Kenny Rogers, and Larry Holmes, are the only known astronauts in NASA's stock that have little to no knowledge about space, the physics of flying into space, or flying a space craft.
"We trust the Playaz will return the Atlantis safe and sound before our next scheduled mission," a NASA spokesperson was quoted as saying.
Bon guards the replenished supply of comet dust following their return
Posted by Phil at August 20, 2006 9:38 PM
Comments
OK. And the D.C. portion of this shipment hits town when???
Posted by: Washington Cube at August 21, 2006 5:44 PM
Thank God for the Playaz, Wilford Brimley, and Liberty Mutual! I don't have to stand in line at the drugstore anymore!
Posted by: DC Sports Chick at August 21, 2006 6:11 PM
Right on DCSC!!! With Liberty, the dyabeetus supplies are delivered to your door- at no cost to you. And better yet, when it is time to resupply, they will call to be sure you got everything you need.
Posted by: Bon at August 21, 2006 7:13 PM
Uh, yesterday was Kenny's birthday, I can only assume the Playaz threw him the ultimate birthday soiree?
Posted by: Adam at August 22, 2006 9:17 AM
Not exactly, Adam - see, Kenny is now ageless, thanks to the Playaz recent surgical procedures and comet dust.
So we no longer really celebrate Kenny's birthday in the "chronological" sense, since Kenny will no longer be aging.
Posted by: Phil at August 22, 2006 12:22 PM
I'm waiting for the Philadelphia shipment to come in. When is it due?
Posted by: Smokin Steve at August 22, 2006 3:44 PM
We have Allen Iverson on back-order.
Posted by: Phil at August 22, 2006 3:47 PM
Why do I get the feeling that Marion Barry already intercepted the DC shipment?
Posted by: Hammer at August 22, 2006 4:10 PM