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September 5, 2006
President Bush campaigns with the Playaz
President Bush has been travelling the country under the strict consultation of the Playaz campaigning for the G.O.P. for the upcoming midterm elections.
In particular, Bon has been with the President aboard Air Force One every step of the way. It was Bon, in fact, who encouraged the President to utilize the Playaz Business Model for the campaign, as the U.S. taxpayers will pay for the travel.
In addition to the typical costs associated with the President travelling across the country (including fuel, secret service staff, meals, jet maintenance), Bon and the President decided to retrofit Air Force One to include gold-plated toilets, a "jungle room" recreated exactly from the specifications of Elvis Presley's mansion, and a command performance by Kenny Rogers on the flight (costing upwards of $500,000 to the taxpayer for Kenny alone).
"Bon and the Playaz have been a tremendous asset on this campaign for the Republican party," Bush stated. "I have also ensured Tac that despite John McCain's best efforts, a successful midterm election resulting in a Republican controlled Congress and Senate, we will keep Ultimate Fighting legal. Also, Bon serves a delicious goose for our in-flight meals."
Posted by Phil at September 5, 2006 8:49 AM
Comments
Wow. Just when I thought Bush had lost it completely, he comes to his senses and hires the Playaz.
I will sleep soundly tonight.
Posted by: Wayne Ordinary American at September 5, 2006 2:07 PM
(oh, and Guv'na must truly be dead. He's decomposing in the masthead even as we speak.)
Posted by: Wayne Ordinary American at September 5, 2006 2:08 PM
That picture of Bon with the prez is almost enough to turn me into a Republican.
I stress almost.
Posted by: Smokin Steve at September 5, 2006 6:21 PM
I love the gold pajamas.
(Dreamy sigh)
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