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September 7, 2006
Playaz to capitalize on "celebrity poop" craze sweeping nation
In light of recent public interest in the auctioning of Suri Cruise's bronzed poop, expected to bring upwards of $20-30,000 on the open market, the Playaz are stepping in to capitalize on America's fascination with celebrity poop.
The Playaz have already secured specially treated fecal samples of Kenny Rogers and Larry Holmes ready for your trophy case, and will have it and tastefully displayed it on a bronze base with an engraved plaque attached noting who excreted the poop, where, and a hologram noting the feces' authenticity.
Imagine having a conversation piece such as this, or, being able to tell your friends what Larry Holmes had to eat prior to the night of his heavyweight bout with Ernie Shavers!
There is the possibility of special orders, or "poop on demand", from customers requesting a 'command performance' from either Kenny or Larry, giving them a one-of-a-kind creation.
The Playaz also hinted that they had the petrified feces of former country singer Conway Twitty, after a troubling bowel movement that occurred following an all-night binge of Jack Daniels, bratwursts, cheese, and cocaine by Conway. It is rumored that this sculpture could fetch up to $1,000,000.
Phil: No, I'm not joking. Click the link.
Posted by Phil at September 7, 2006 8:39 AM
Comments
Holy Shit! Phil. You've gone too far. I'm calling your mother.
Posted by: Washington Cube at September 7, 2006 10:41 AM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted by: Sparkles Anon! at September 7, 2006 2:26 PM
I shudder at the thought of what a poop looks like following a meal at "Kenny and Bon's."
Posted by: DC_Cookie at September 7, 2006 4:32 PM
Yeah sometimes things like the sinew, claws, tail-bone, etc don't go down so smooth.
Posted by: Phil at September 7, 2006 5:29 PM
Why not offer this service to ordinary people as they exit "Kenny and Bon's"? You'll make money as people come and er...go.
Posted by: Wayne Ordinary American at September 8, 2006 2:52 AM
Larry Holmes has fun poop
Posted by: Eric at September 9, 2006 6:10 PM
I think you need to tag this as "NSFW"...
Posted by: Asian Mistress at September 26, 2006 7:27 PM
As I mentioned to you, AM, I actually removed this post from a couple of weeks ago because even I got queasy eyeing Kenny's "leavings" on a trophy stand every time I visited Playaz Ball.
I only put it back up after it scrolled off of our main page...then lo, and behold, Wonkette picks it up (figuratively speaking).
Posted by: Phil at September 26, 2006 7:36 PM
No way that's Suri Cruise's poop. Newborn baby's poop is never that formed, it's something called meconium (contents of their fetal intestines) that's gooshy and black. Subsequent bowel movements are soft and unformed, especially if they're breast fed. Get real!
Posted by: Trillion at September 27, 2006 9:34 AM