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September 10, 2006

Stephen Hawking proves Playaz Business Model has characteristics of a black hole

Famous physicist and mathemetician Stephen Hawking recently announced that he had proven a theory that the Playaz' Business Model maintained the same characteristics as a "black hole" from outer space.

Hawking stated, "The first indication of a connection between black holes and the Playaz Business Model, came in 1970, with my discovery that the area of the horizon of a black hole, just as the Playaz bank accounts, always increased. There was an obvious analogy with the Second Law of Thermodynamics, which states that entropy, which is a characteristic of a black hole, always increases. But it was Phil, Bon, Guv'na, Wayne, and Tac, who took the bold step, of suggesting their Business Model was actually like the physical entropy, and that it counted the internal states of the black hole, in terms of dollars. I was very much against this idea at first, because I felt it was a misuse of my own shrinking bank account as aresult. If a black hole had a physical entropy, just as the Playaz Business Model had entropy, it would also have a physical temperature. If a black hole was in contact with thermal radiation, it would absorb some of the radiation. If the Playaz were in contact with your wallet or bank accounts, it would absorb the account balance therein. But the black hole would not give off any radiation, since by definition, a black hole was a region from which nothing could escape. And the Playaz would leave behind not a single dollar, as their Business Model was a region from which nothing could escape. If the thermal radiation was at a lower temperature than the black hole, the loss of entropy down the black hole, would be greater than the increase of horizon area. And if the will of the Playaz was to transact business with you, the gain of money into their pockets would be greater than the loss of money through your savings that they had the account numbers for. It is genius, really, and quite an interesting phenomenon."

Hawking, who recently met with the Playaz to discuss and gather data on the Playaz Business Model to help him form his theory, also stated that he has named Tac to be his right-hand man for the next two years to help him plan lectures and draft scientific papers, following a public search for an assistant.

Posted by Phil at September 10, 2006 9:05 PM

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Posted by: Smokin Steve at September 11, 2006 2:26 PM