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September 28, 2006
Bon feeds Elizabeth Taylor to sharks
Bon recently fed washed up Hollywood movie star Elizabeth Taylor to the sharks.
Conceptual photograph of a shark consuming Ms. Taylor
In what was thought to be something of a sight-seeing tour for Taylor, the "National Velvet" star got an "up-close-and-personal" view of a great white as she was lowered carefully into the water, then left unprotected amongst a swirl of chum, and summarily devoured by a Great White Shark.
Bon stated that he was running low on shark fin soup at his "Kenny & Bon's" restaurant, and decided that a portly Taylor would fit the bill as the perfect bait. The suddenly sluggish, bloated shark was then very easy to catch, Bon added.
Posted by Phil at September 28, 2006 1:21 PM
Comments
I can think of a few other celebrities who should be fed to the sharks - Paris Hilton, for one (although she might be hard for the sharks to swallow). Val Kilmer would be good - he's already looking like a beached whale.
Posted by: Sparkles Anon! at September 28, 2006 3:09 PM
'bout damn time somebody put her out of her misery.
How much for a bowl of soup?
Posted by: Wayne Ordinary American at September 28, 2006 3:31 PM
For you, WOA, only $9.95 (plus tax).
Posted by: Phil at September 28, 2006 3:35 PM
Did Wayne dye his hair red and not tell anybody?
Posted by: Kathryn at September 29, 2006 4:53 PM
It is Elizabeth Taylor's blood reflecting from the water off his hair.
Posted by: Phil at September 29, 2006 5:00 PM