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September 28, 2006

Bon feeds Elizabeth Taylor to sharks

Bon recently fed washed up Hollywood movie star Elizabeth Taylor to the sharks.

Conceptual photograph of a shark consuming Ms. Taylor

In what was thought to be something of a sight-seeing tour for Taylor, the "National Velvet" star got an "up-close-and-personal" view of a great white as she was lowered carefully into the water, then left unprotected amongst a swirl of chum, and summarily devoured by a Great White Shark.

Bon stated that he was running low on shark fin soup at his "Kenny & Bon's" restaurant, and decided that a portly Taylor would fit the bill as the perfect bait. The suddenly sluggish, bloated shark was then very easy to catch, Bon added.

Posted by Phil at September 28, 2006 1:21 PM