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October 3, 2006
China applauds Bon's "Animal Olympics" before feasting on animals
Chinese dignitaries and audience members were treated to a special show of animal athleticism by Bon and the Playaz, featuring weight-lifting chimpanzees, bear gymnastics, and zebra fighting.
Chinese officials in attendance applauded Bon's extravaganza before joining the Playaz at a special invitation dinner where they feasted on the very animals who performed the amazing feats earlier in the day.
The event was nearly marred when Bon got into an altercation with a kangaroo - which was thought to be a boxing exhibition by the patrons in attendance - but was actually a disagreement over the kangaroo's refusal to participate in the long jump competition, which ultimately led to blows between Bon and the kangaroo.
Bon stated that he also wanted to show to the world that he only serves the fittest animals at his restaurants, and not necessarily the fattest or slowest as may have been insinuated by the Elizabeth Taylor article below.
There were several protesters outside the event, outraged by what they called "cruelty to animals". Chinese citizens who were in attendance called the protests "ironic".
Posted by Phil at October 3, 2006 9:02 AM
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LOL.
I had a dream about the playaz the other night. We found each other in a smoky bar in Bangkok. While tigers danced and women prowled, we all wore gold pinky rings, smoked Cubans and drank bourbon together Great dream!
Posted by: namaste at October 3, 2006 11:27 AM
Great dream....or was it...?
Posted by: Phil at October 3, 2006 1:23 PM
Again, I am disappointed by the lack of deep fried nutria and pickled possum. Even though they're not native to China, they could have been imported.
I'm finally free of jury duty, so I'm eager to go out and shoot something. This post has put me in the mood to drop kick the squirrel who's been eating my flowers.
Posted by: Saidah at October 3, 2006 2:47 PM
Bon seems to be carrying his left a little low. That could hurt him in later rounds, couldn't it?
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