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October 19, 2006

"Sir..."

"WHAT?!"

"Sir....we've tried the third test. Um, it didn't work. Again."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'IT DIDN'T WORK'?!"

"The 'plutonium' you've been buying..."

"YES, I'VE BEEN BUYING PLUTONIUM FROM MY NEW FRIEND AND TRUSTED COMRADE...SO?"

"It's not plutonium, sir..."

"WHAT? IF IT ISN'T PLUTONIUM THEN WHAT IS IT?"

"Cheddar cheese, sir..."


"WHERE IS THIS TRAITOR?!"

"There he goes, sir...he's flying away in that bi-plane...with your girlfriend."


".......PLAAAAAAYYYYAAAAAAZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Update: MSNBC story

Posted by Phil at October 19, 2006 7:46 PM

Comments

Uh...shouldn't that be ".......PRAAAAAAYYYYAAAAAAZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Washington Cube at October 19, 2006 9:25 PM

haha Cube...that was funny.

I knew it! I knew it!

Posted by: Law-Rah at October 19, 2006 9:28 PM

Now do you see, Wayne-ordianary-american, why we don't go around just "stabbing" people?!

Posted by: Phil at October 20, 2006 1:43 PM

*Pfffff* Yeah...alright. There was a chick involved. I get it. But I defy you to explain your actions to South Korea. (Especially the cheese part.)

Posted by: Wayne Ordinary American at October 20, 2006 1:49 PM

Easy - N. Korea does not have nuclear weapons, thanks to us! Did you not read the msnbc article that came out this morning? Jong-Il now has his tail tucked between his legs, and a block of cheddar that's been melted in their centrifuges.

Posted by: Phil at October 20, 2006 1:55 PM

A far cry from the Playaz jet...

Posted by: DC_Cookie at October 20, 2006 1:59 PM

Sometimes Wayne's style is to do things with a little more "panache".

Posted by: Phil at October 20, 2006 2:05 PM

Cookie, have you ever heard the term "open cockpit"?

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