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January 10, 2007
Abscam
To continue from Monday's post, the Playaz are not depressed by the mid-term elections bringing democratic control to Capitol Hill. Back in 1980, the Playaz set up "Abdul Enterprises, Ltd." in an effort to sway favors from various democratic party congressmen, as well as involve them in investment schemes, and going so far as to offer the use of the Playaz' private jet in exchange for their cooperation.
In particular, the FBI captured this video of an unidentified playa speaking with Congressman John Murtha.
UNIDENTIFIED PLAYA: Let me ask you now we're here together, I was under the impression, OK, and I told Wayne we were willing to pay. And OK, I went out and got the fifty thousand. From what you're telling me, OK, you're telling me that's not what, you know, that that's not what you...MURTHA: I'm not interested in the Playaz Business Model.
UNIDENTIFIED PLAYA: OK.
MURTHA: At this point.
UNIDENTIFIED PLAYA: OK.
MURTHA: You know, we do business for a while, maybe I'll be interested, maybe I won't, you know.
UNIDENTIFIED PLAYA: Let me go over the Playaz Business Model with you. You give us the banks where you want the money deposited,
MURTHA: All right, how much money we talking about?
UNIDENTIFIED PLAYA: Well, you tell me.
MURTHA: Well, let me find out what is a reasonable figure that will get their attention, because there are a couple of banks that have really done me some favors in the past, and I'd like to put some money in....
UNIDENTIFIED PLAYA: First we'll need your bank account numbers to make the deposit, and your social security number. Then, once the money has "cleared", you'll get 35%, just for holding the money for us, which we can't legally claim because of...you know..the government. Because this Nigerian doctor died, and he's my uncle and...well, it's a long story..
MURTHA: OK. My social is 345-51-XXXX, my bank account numbers are as follows....
Naturally, we then cleaned out his bank account, so that ended up really well for us.
Posted by Phil at January 10, 2007 8:50 AM
Comments
I have a feeling you're about to get sued by some Nigerian hackers.
Just so you know, there's a new one going around. Apparently, a colonel and his unit in Iraq have discovered 6.2 million dollars in an Iraqi palace, and needs someone here in the states to help them until their tour of duty is over.
Posted by: The Captain at January 10, 2007 12:41 PM
Former Falcon coach Jerry Glanville has been touring Iraq with some of our troops. It is probably Jerry's. He is friends with the Playaz, so it would not surprise me.
Posted by: Phil at January 10, 2007 1:18 PM
At first glance I thought this was footage from former HizHonor Marion Barry's infamous "the bitch set me up" bust.
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