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December 10, 2006

Outrage!!

For the second year in a row, Playaz Ball has been shut out of the "precious" D.C. Blog Superlatives.

I really don't know what else to do. And I don't want to hear "well, you aren't in Washington D.C." baloney. Neither are most of you. I mean, Kathryn lives in some Virginia suburb. That isn't D.C. Plus, we've long been listed on D.C. Blogs which is about as official a blog listing as one can get. We might as well be in your telephone books. Yet, for some strange reason, we don't win jack squat.

I'll give you the listing of the "winners":

Best Overall Blog: DC Blogs

Yeah - a guy whose blog is just a list of all the blogs wins for the "best"? Give me a break! All he did was copy/paste your link and he gets your acclaim? I voted for myself, of course.

Best Buns: BettyJoan

I have never actually seen BettyJoan's buns, but I'll bet they are not as nice as these...

That's Tac, and that's just one of us. The rest of our buttocks are sublime. We should have won this one too.

Best Breasts: Kathryn

Fair enough. I split my vote, giving one-half of a vote for one of D.C. Cookie's breasts, and one-half vote for one of V.P. Dior's.

Best Smile: I-66

Just because I-66 was a "child actor" does not automatically qualify him for "best smile". Take a look at this winning smile...

Any more questions? I didn't think so. I win this one running away.

Best Grammar: Tie Ashburnite/Kathryn

Please. This is like winning the "perfect attendance" award in high school. I would be ashamed to win this award. Next.

Biggest Flirt: KassyK

Has KassyK ever flirted her way into a 3-way with Dian Parkinson and Lindsay Wagner? I doubt it.

Class Clown: Virgle Kent

Virgle is a large man and could very well beat me, but there is no way he is funnier than me. Has Virgle introduced hilarious new words into the english language?

Mr./Mrs. Congeniality: I-66

I am very congenial and anyone who disagrees is a complete jackass!!

Biggest Lush: Heather B

Again, I offer more photographic evidence to the contrary.

Most Controversial: Roosh V

Nothing says "controversy" like a man with a mustache. You never know where he's coming from. Could be good, like Burt Reynolds..could be evil, like Mr. Belvedere. When Roosh shaves his beard and leaves a french tickler behind, give me call.

Most Likely to Stop Blogging by 2007: DC Cookie

No one is more likely to stop blogging in 2007 than me! Not only do I have carpal tunnel syndrome, but I also resent having to entertain you all each and every week. (However, I will admit I cast my vote for KOB of DC Blogs, presuming he will die unexpectedly of bird flu in 2007)

Most Likely to Be A Therapist: Kathryn

When he was alive, there was no better therapist than the Guv'na.

Most Mysterious: Washington Cube

Washington Cube is really a 49 year old man named Kermit Henderson who lives in Fairfax. Did I just blow your mind? Not so mysterious anymore, is he?

Posted by Phil at December 10, 2006 9:24 PM