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January 8, 2007

Pelosi caught in sordid love affair with Larry Holmes

Newly appointed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was recently caught making love to Larry Holmes in her chambers on Capitol Hill this past week, marking the first scandal under the new democratic-controlled Congress.

The Playaz worked quickly to seduce the Speaker, noticing her flirtatious glances, and nervous way about her whenever she was seen around the Playaz.

The Playaz wanted to take advantage of the new regime, and parlay it into favors for their benefit. Long known for their right wing stance, the Playaz have siezed on the democrats penchant for under-the-table dealings and weakness for bribery, as evidenced by the Playaz personal relationships with former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry, and their involvement in the "Abscam" sting involving Pennsylvania democrat John Murtha (whereby the Playaz obtained political favors for a non-existent shiek in exchange for the promise of a crisp $100 bill).

Pelosi informs the Playaz that she has been "bad", and needs to be "punished"

It is not yet clear how this will affect Pelosi's leadership, though with Larry Holmes being part of the Playaz conglomerate, it is expected that it will be "business as usual".

Rumors abound that Pelosi may be carrying Holmes's child.

Posted by Phil at January 8, 2007 8:50 AM