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January 8, 2007
Pelosi caught in sordid love affair with Larry Holmes
Newly appointed House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was recently caught making love to Larry Holmes in her chambers on Capitol Hill this past week, marking the first scandal under the new democratic-controlled Congress.
The Playaz worked quickly to seduce the Speaker, noticing her flirtatious glances, and nervous way about her whenever she was seen around the Playaz.
The Playaz wanted to take advantage of the new regime, and parlay it into favors for their benefit. Long known for their right wing stance, the Playaz have siezed on the democrats penchant for under-the-table dealings and weakness for bribery, as evidenced by the Playaz personal relationships with former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry, and their involvement in the "Abscam" sting involving Pennsylvania democrat John Murtha (whereby the Playaz obtained political favors for a non-existent shiek in exchange for the promise of a crisp $100 bill).
Pelosi informs the Playaz that she has been "bad", and needs to be "punished"
It is not yet clear how this will affect Pelosi's leadership, though with Larry Holmes being part of the Playaz conglomerate, it is expected that it will be "business as usual".
Rumors abound that Pelosi may be carrying Holmes's child.
Posted by Phil at January 8, 2007 8:50 AM
Comments
Judging by the expression on Pelosi's face, Larry Holmes must be very well endowed.
Posted by: I-66 at January 8, 2007 9:14 AM
As if there were any question...
Posted by: Phil at January 8, 2007 9:32 AM
I knew she was promiscuous, but Larry Holmes? ;-)
Posted by: Jefferson Davis at January 8, 2007 4:33 PM
Come on, Jefferson, Larry is a true Playa. The former heavyweight champion of the world can get any lady, and will do whatever it takes for the Playaz.
Posted by: Phil at January 8, 2007 4:37 PM
Wow, the first woman in this powerful position, and she can't make it a week without causing a scandal. Hillary Clinton is NOT pleased!
Posted by: The Captain at January 8, 2007 8:23 PM
....and just where did she acquire the whip? That looks like a Playaz' collection piece to me.
Posted by: Washington Cube at January 8, 2007 8:50 PM
I wondered which of the Playaz would be the first to m-e-a-t the new speaker. Not surprised though, as Larry likes to lay with the ladies
Posted by: Bon at January 9, 2007 2:21 PM
And Kenny has been busy bulldozing trees, or else he'd be in on that action.
Posted by: Phil at January 9, 2007 2:26 PM
That a 50+ year old woman can carry a child is a result of what miracle? Comet dust?
What I also want to know is...who is PHIL going to seduce?
Posted by: DC_Cookie at January 9, 2007 3:57 PM
Whoever he wants is the answer to that question Cookie
Posted by: Bon at January 9, 2007 4:01 PM
Larry simply has good semen, Cookie.
Posted by: Guvna at January 9, 2007 8:01 PM
Larry is quite potent.
And I've had my eye on the widow Mary Bono for some time now.
Posted by: Phil at January 10, 2007 8:51 AM