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January 30, 2007
Barbaro finally dead; Playaz may now profit on beloved horse
After several painstaking months of hope by the Playaz that Barbaro would not pull through, the horse did in fact die, allowing the Playaz to begin production of their eagerly anticipated "Barbaro Chow" dog food.
Bon is pictured leading the Kentucky Derby Winner to the gallows
But not only will dogs across the globe be satisfied with the tasty morsels of Barbaro Chow. Anticipating Barbaro's demise since the broken leg, caretakers have been collecting Barbaro's semen around the clock, which shall be stored in 55 gallon drums and distributed for use as industrial lubricant under the Playaz' brand of oil distributorships.
The 15W40 weight Horse Semen engine oil may be used in industrial equipment such as heavy-duty trucks and other large machinery.
We can also provide Barbaro Synthetic Horse Semen engine oil in 10W30 for lighter weight cars and trucks.
Barbaro's semen has a flashpoint of 3,000 degrees, and is guaranteed to last. Bon uses the most advanced polymers to improve viscosity and prevent break-down (Group 3 base stock). The Barbaro 15W40 has a TBN of 14, along with an ultra-low sheer rate!!
This new technology was brought on by the government's new mandated emissions control regarding diesel fuel particulate matter (and, we had an awful lot of Barbaro's semen that we had to find something to do with).
Barbaro 15W40 Horse Semen is a miracle worker, with suprisingly little to no sludge build-up! Something you'd expect from the semen of a championship horse! Pick some up at your local Pep Boys.
Posted by Phil at January 30, 2007 5:46 PM
Comments
Shouldn't you use some of that to clone more Barbaro's, so that you could slaughter them and created more Barbaro Chow? I fail to believe that Tac, with all his drug labs, can't also start up a genectic engineering firm.
Posted by: The Captain at January 31, 2007 11:50 AM
Gives new meaning to the term horse power.
Posted by: Sweet at January 31, 2007 1:02 PM
How dare you talk about Barbaro like that! You people should be ashamed. He was the best horse in the world. He might of been just a horse, but a lot of people, including me, loved him!
Posted by: unknown at July 11, 2007 2:22 PM
I'm sure he is horse heaven now - but we can be thankful he was so delicious here on earth.
Posted by: Phil at July 11, 2007 2:36 PM
Wow. You guys don't have any hearts. How dare you talk about Barbaro like that. "Barbaro finally dead; Playaz may now profit on beloved horse,"my ass. You may think you can make money off that, but even though Barbaro was just a horse, he has made a hell of a lot more money than you will ever hope to.
Posted by: no name at July 12, 2007 3:41 PM
Wrong again, "no name".
We were already rich to begin with, but via sales of Barbaro Chow and the lubricant, Barbaro's carcass has made us millions.
Posted by: Phil at July 12, 2007 3:48 PM