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February 15, 2007
Phil's family to remain in quarantine for the remainder of winter
After a horrific bout with the stomach flu, I have decided that my family shall be contained in an air-tight capsule for the remainder of winter.
It started late Saturday night, when one of my girls woke up in a pool of vomit. 36 hours later, my other daughter got sick and my wife passed out in a pool of her own vomit in the bathroom. So with my entire family lying in their respective pools of vomit, guess who got sick next?
That's right. Me.
Now, I am accustomed to waking up in vomit following a night of excessive comet dust use and space orgies with Dian Parkinson, but this was no pleasure cruise on a Space Shuttle.
So, in order to avoid any future ailments, I thought it best my family remain in quarantine for the forseeable future (at the earliest, until flu season passes).
Aside from removing any possibility of me catching any more diseases, I find that it makes life much quieter and easier this way. I now get to watch whatever I want on television without any complaints, for example.
Not to worry, folks. My wife and kids have at least 6 months supply of dry goods and diapers to sustain them.
They should be thankful at least. Bon suggested they be put down, under suspicion that they had contracted the bird-flu.
Posted by Phil at February 15, 2007 8:59 AM
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I will check it out, but I never follow the rules, Brian.
Posted by: Phil at February 15, 2007 10:07 AM
Ugh dude that sucks.
Posted by: Sweet at February 15, 2007 2:32 PM
Don't forget to pack some peanut butter in the capsule! Oh, wait...
Posted by: DC Sports Chick at February 15, 2007 5:57 PM
Not to worry - 75 jars of Peter Pan, made right here in Georgia!
Posted by: Phil at February 15, 2007 7:46 PM
Meow - looking good there Phil. Appears the flu has done some good to the abdominals...
Posted by: DC_Cookie at February 15, 2007 11:53 PM
I was going to ask if you had any Peter Pan around the house...hmmmm.
Visiting here from Brian's -- your comments made me laugh!
Posted by: wordnerd at February 16, 2007 7:34 PM
I just got over the same thing. I was about five seconds from calling Bon to put me down.
I got it from my making out with my boyfriend, not peanut butter.
Hope ya'll feel better soon.
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Posted by: Jinxy at February 16, 2007 10:20 PM
When waking up in my own vomit, I try to sleep face down...
Feel better Phil!
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Flu is always terrible, but at least you get to watch Smokey and the Bandit! East bound and down, loaded up and truckin'...
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