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March 2, 2007
An inconvenient accident
At a recent press conference following the video release to announce Playaz Ball 2007, a frenzied crowd decapitated Al Gore in their unbridled excitement at the news, and tossed his head around not unlike a beach ball at a festival.
The August 2nd date was revealed by the Playaz as this year's start to Playaz Ball.
Reportedly, no one even knew Gore was in attendance at the press conference, though it is widely known he has kept his eye on the Playaz and has publicly stated they are responsible for approximately 67% of the world's greenhouse emissions.
However, the thousands of eager fans became so volatile in anticipation of the announcement, Gore inadvertently got caught up in the delirium, and in the near-violent commotion his head was removed from his body.
Coincidentally, the Playaz specifically chose the hottest time of year for this year's Playaz Ball, expecting temperatures to reach approximately 125 degrees fahrenheit.
"We also have plans to eliminate 'winter' altogether. We hate it," Wayne added.
Posted by Phil at March 2, 2007 9:08 AM
Comments
Do you guys even get winter down there?
Posted by: DC Sports Chick at March 2, 2007 10:30 AM
It is a frigid 50 deg. here, expected to only climb to 61 today.
Posted by: Phil at March 2, 2007 10:34 AM
With these warm temperatures, Gores' head will become gamey fairly quickly. We may deep freeze it a la Ted Williams.
Posted by: Wayne at March 2, 2007 11:14 AM
You are so unAmerican.
Posted by: Sparkles Anon! at March 2, 2007 2:20 PM
To the contrary, SA - we are UberAmerican.
Posted by: Phil at March 2, 2007 3:37 PM
I've had the rare pleasure of watching Al and Tipper do the funky chicken, or boogaloo or something...while a ring of Secret Service stood around them. Oh, and Al Franken kept asking when the staff were coming through again with the mini crab cakes. :x
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