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March 6, 2007

Playaz discover skeletons of Dracula, Wolfman

With recent "discoveries" of Blackbeard's cannon and Jesus's tomb, the Playaz (not wanting to be outdone) have announced that they have discovered the skeletons of both Dracula and The Wolfman.

Guv'na points to the location Dracula and the Wolfman's bones were discovered

The Playaz discovered the bones of the two infamous monsters together, on top of Mount Transylvania. While reporters questioned the existence of a "Mount Transylvania", the Playaz quickly changed the subject by pointing out how oddly the remains were positioned and insinuated that the pair may have been fighting each other when they died, or were gay.

Skeletons, identified by the Playaz to be that of Dracula & Wolfman, found together in a stunning archaeolgical discovery

The amazing discovery certainly trumps the dubious finds of the tomb of Jesus and Blackbeard's cannon, making this discovery the most heralded of all time.

The Playaz will not donate the skeletons to a museum for research, but instead will place them on display in their mansion, along side the bones of Bud Abbott and Lou Costello, which the Playaz purchased several years ago.

Posted by Phil at March 6, 2007 7:17 PM