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March 17, 2007
Miniature cobbler found dead; local authorities mystified
A tiny little cobbler was found dead in his cobbler's workshop today, with few leads for police officials to go by.
The diminutive cobbler was apparently performing his usual tasks of repairing shoes interspersed with the occasional bout of mischief, when he was apparently interrogated, tortured, and murdered by an unknown assailant.
The authorities also stated that multiple holes were found dug in the cobbler's ragwort field in the rear of his shop.
A pair of alligator Giorgio Brutini Private Collection shoes were discovered in the shop, possibly belonging to the intruder.
Posted by Phil at March 17, 2007 3:44 PM