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March 21, 2007

Playaz to travel with corpse of Don Knotts to garner free First Class seats

The Playaz' have discovered a way to attain free First Class air travel when their own jet is in repair or is in use by Kenny Rogers or Larry Holmes.

After reading this story, when forced to fly commercially, the Playaz will now travel with the corpse of Don Knotts as a way to upgrade their seating assignment without paying for the first class fare.

Once the unwitting steward or stewardess discovers the decaying corpse of Knotts, the Playaz will begin weeping and wailing until the staff offers the Playaz first class seating for "privacy".

Knotts has been dead for over a year, and will take some serious embalming to maitain the body in it's present state for future air travel plans.

Posted by Phil at March 21, 2007 7:55 AM