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April 10, 2007

Court rules: Tac the father of Anna Nicole's baby

The Court ruled today that DNA tests conducted by Larry Holmes have proven definitively that Tac is the father of Daniellyn, the daughter of the late Anna Nicole Smith.

Tac triumphantly exited the courthouse to throngs of reporters in the presence of a stunned Daniel K. Stern, Larry Birkhead, Zsa-Zsa Gabor's husband, Ed Asner, and Emmanuel Lewis.

Earlier photos of the pair had established a prior connection with Tac and the former Playboy model and love-maker to decrepit old people, and further speculation arose over a photo of Anna Nicole's son Daniel that one of the Playaz may have fathered him as well.

"I am very excited that my daughter and her money will be coming home with me soon," Tac was quoted as saying.

Posted by Phil at April 10, 2007 4:48 PM