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April 23, 2007
Get a whiff of our hair
Special thanks to Rock Creek Rambler for inventing this fine product.
Posted by Phil at April 23, 2007 9:37 AM
Comments
All the ladies love a manpoo man. Nicely done.
Posted by: jordanbaker at April 23, 2007 10:19 AM
That was fantastic.
Posted by: mysterygirl! at April 23, 2007 10:20 AM
This is AWESOME.
Posted by: MA at April 23, 2007 10:22 AM
Fabulous! I thought I was spoiled with the shower scene from the last Playaz Ball...but this might just top it!
Posted by: Law-Rah at April 23, 2007 11:13 AM
This is most fabulous. I know what AUA's getting for Christmas this year!
Posted by: sparkles anon! at April 23, 2007 11:30 AM
This has been added to all Price Is Right games, including Hole In One, Plinko, and more.
Oh, and the bleep was by far my favorite part.
Posted by: Dian Parkinson at April 23, 2007 11:35 AM
Wonderful, simply wonderful. I'll take a case please.
Posted by: Sweet at April 23, 2007 2:06 PM
Is there a tanker truck of Manpoo around somewhere nearby? I'd like to fill up a couple empty anti-freeze containers and avoid the whole CVS middle-man thing if I could.
Because the only thing more manly than Manpoo in a black jug is manpoo in a yellow jug that says "Prestone" on the sides. And besides, only chumps pay retail.
Posted by: Hammer at April 23, 2007 4:42 PM
Thanks, all.
And yes, Hammer, only chumps pay retail...and people who buy from us (which is 'retail' plus our 'business fee').
I'll have to check with Dian Parkinson on the price. (Higher, Dian! Higher!)
Posted by: Phil at April 23, 2007 4:52 PM
Absofreaking incredible.
Posted by: AUA at April 23, 2007 5:21 PM
Oh! And I forgot to mention; the gratuitous vigorous scrubbing of the crotch in the shower scene? Excellent. Someone has to put forth the sometimes unpleasant suggestion that "scrubbing Netherland" is a necessary evil. God might think it's dirty, but it's less dirty than a yeast infection. Well done, sir.
Posted by: AUA at April 23, 2007 5:42 PM
The commercial does not mention it, but it is certainly implied that Manpoo is not just for the hair on your head.
Posted by: Phil at April 23, 2007 5:55 PM
The background photo of Kenny made me shutter. What better marketing spokesman than Kenny?
Posted by: Bon at April 23, 2007 6:15 PM
The shampoo industry has been completely feminize. It's so bad I've been thinking of going Kojak just to avoid buying Herbal Essence. But now there's Manpoo, a virile, manly product.
Posted by: kob at April 23, 2007 10:53 PM
Recently here in Australia a male TV personality went for 7 weeks washing his hair using only water to try and see if his hair would find "its natural balance" and thereby never have to shampoo it again. The theory being that shampoo just takes out and conditioner just puts in what your hair does naturally. After 7 weeks of oiliness and dryness from washing his hair only in warm water, it actually did find a natural balance and it's apparently perfect. He never has to shampoo, er, manpoo again... Seriously. Down with the shampoo industry!
Posted by: E :) at April 24, 2007 12:55 AM
Welcome to Playaz Ball E! Stop by often. Your grasp of the English language is fantastic. Did not know they taught it in your schools.
Posted by: Bon at April 24, 2007 6:33 AM
E - your comments are contradictory to our selling of "Manpoo". We order you to refute your theory!
Posted by: Phil at April 24, 2007 8:54 AM
I too am troubled by the overwhelming and confusing glut of shampoo products targeting females on the market. I propose the sister product to Manpoo, for the dame who wants to have silky, smooth hair without all the fuss, fruit emollients, and Herbal Essence-induced fake orgasms: Birdpoo. The bottle would be the same size and contain the same product, but it would have a daisy on it.
Posted by: Brunch Bird at April 24, 2007 10:38 AM
Wait, you mean the Herbal Essence orgasms were fake?!?
Posted by: I-66 at April 24, 2007 2:57 PM
Excellently done. I'll have the boys in the lab get cracking on some new products. We're going to be rich!
Posted by: rock creek rambler at April 24, 2007 5:45 PM
Tell your employer, for whom you just went to work for, that you will be quitting for this very reason. Show him the commercial and then walk out.
Posted by: Phil at April 24, 2007 6:00 PM
HOTT.
(how much did you pay that woman to hug you?)
Posted by: etcetera at April 25, 2007 11:43 AM
Etcetera,
I know for a fact that Phil has had relations with that woman, at least once.
Posted by: Wayne at April 25, 2007 11:53 AM
Etc...are you kidding? She paid me.
Posted by: Phil at April 25, 2007 2:00 PM
Mr. Restaurant Gal would like to place an order for a case of the stuff.
Posted by: restaurant gal at April 25, 2007 8:32 PM
i'm more than a little miffed that i was not asked to take part in the shoot. phil... after all those great time's we had at kathryn's old blog? sigh...
Posted by: etcetera at April 25, 2007 11:51 PM
You're right. I should have flown you in.
Posted by: Phil at April 26, 2007 1:20 PM
Is that a girl or a guy hugging you at the end of the manpoo clip? He seems a bit tall and his ass is kind of lumpy!
Posted by: Phil Meup at April 26, 2007 1:39 PM
Don't make me ban you, chief...
Posted by: Phil at April 26, 2007 2:14 PM
Just...wow!
Posted by: Elle at April 26, 2007 4:07 PM
Thank God there are a lot of attorneys attached to this blog, creators and readers, to cover the copyrighting and trademarketing of this product. I love the roving "reading" eyes, Phil. You shouldn't have me laughing so hard right now. KOB even invoked Kojak. Pat...who loves ya baby! :) CROCKAH!!!!!
Posted by: Washington Cube at April 26, 2007 8:20 PM
It only took me about 5 tries to spit out "you're only going to find a gallery of customer provided pictures exhibiting their most large and manliest of dumps". I still didn't get it quite right, but it was straight from memory with no rehearsal. I was quite proud of that.
Posted by: Phil at April 27, 2007 9:16 AM
Great work, Phil. Does Rite Aid carry this?
Also, was that a framed photo of Kenny Rogers in the background halfway through the video? If so, I'm either deathly scared of you or completely in awe.
Posted by: Arjewtino at April 27, 2007 3:22 PM
You have a keen eye, Aj...
Yes Rite Aid will probably have it - so will all Dollar General stores...(is 'Treasure Island' still open? they would be a good candidate)
Posted by: Phil at April 27, 2007 3:38 PM