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April 27, 2007
Playaz offer Fidel Castro $100,000 for track suit
The Playaz sat down with recently recovering Cuban President Fidel Castro and offered the dictator $100,000.00 in U.S. dollars for his red, white, and blue track suit.
Castro has been seen the last several months sporting the track suit. The suit is believed to be an adidas suit from the 1982 era, though whether or not it is a knock-off brand has not been confirmed.
The Playaz prepared a detailed proposal and presented it along with their offer to convice the Cuban leader to part with the suit. While stressing that they were willing to pay top dollar, it was noted that the waistband was distressed from over-stretching, and that the suit would need to be cleaned to remove it's odor of sweat, moth balls, cigar smoke, and a scent that can only be described as being closest to that of 'hot dog'.
Castro listens closely as Bon goes over the Playaz' offer for the track suit in detail
Castro reportedly has 3 business days to consider the offer, and which point he will reply or counter-offer the Playaz. Castro may try to sell the Playaz a Le Coq Sportiff for $25,000.00.
Posted by Phil at April 27, 2007 10:44 AM
Comments
Come on now - you know Castro doesn't want money. What he really wants is a major league baseball team. Offer him the Marlins and that track suit is ALL yours.
Posted by: Hammer at April 27, 2007 5:13 PM
What I want to know is WHY the Playaz want the track suit? Come on guys, fess up!
Posted by: Wayne Ordinary American at April 28, 2007 4:10 AM
There is no hidden agenda, Wayne. It is simply an outstanding track suit that fits in well with the rest of our wardrobe.
Posted by: Phil at April 28, 2007 8:35 AM
It's vintage adidas. Vintage is so in this season. Good buy...
Posted by: E :) at April 29, 2007 6:22 PM
I thought Castro was a Playaz: Cooba Division.
Posted by: Washington Cube at April 30, 2007 12:05 AM
Oh you're right, Cube. That's why we must negotiate to buy the suit. See - this is what happens when Playaz Business Model meets Playaz Business Model...but every now and again we are forced to flash our roll of cash...
Posted by: Phil at April 30, 2007 9:06 AM
Are you sure Fidel is not the father of the Guvna? They have similar facial features...
Posted by: DC_Cookie at May 8, 2007 9:45 PM
Why not give him Britney Spears and throw in the wig for free. That might get his Cuban missile going.
Posted by: Vermont Neighbor at May 9, 2007 1:57 AM
Cookie - I've always been suspect of this guy.
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