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May 9, 2007

Queen Elizabeth tours Playaz' compound before returning to U.K.

Queen Elizabeth II took a private tour of the Playaz compound in South Carolina before returning to Buckingham Palace. The Queen has been visiting the States and was adamant about visiting with the Playaz at their secluded Headquarters as part of her visit.

Dian Parkinson escorts the Queen onto the Playaz compound

The Queen received and personal escort from the Playaz, who showed her their underground bunker which houses their armory of weapons, and even took the Queen for a stroll through their fortress that fronts the beach. It is believed that very few citizens outside the Playaz' circle have ever had such an upclose look at the Playaz secret lair - The Pope being the most notable to attend last year's Playaz Ball.

Guv'na shows the Queen the Playaz selection of weapons

Phil and the Queen exit the rear fortress that surrounds the Playaz Headquarters

The Playaz also gave the Queen a tour of Bon's Cat Testicle Factory, and later joined the Queen at the Kentucky Derby, where they betted on which of the ponies would be the next to wind up in their glue/dog food factory.

Posted by Phil at May 9, 2007 9:35 AM