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June 5, 2007
Dear Mr. Sheriff
Dear Mr. Sheriff,
Mr. Sherriff - how does the day find you?
I have been seeking and seeking your email, but nothing....I assume you are no longer interested in our arrangement.
all my best,
Phil
Dear Phil,
Sorry for the braek and delay in communication why because i had a sad event that befalls my parents in which the whole of the period i have no access to my mail before now.
I apologise any inconvinience this might have caused to you,please bear and give me your understanding to enable us to forge ahead to achieve your aims and positive dreams therein in one mind.
I hereby to assure you However, i will accord your business very speedy attention from now and onwards.
I have stated down all you requested from me waiting to send to you by next tomorrow immediately after meeting with my legal practisioner/lawyer.
The volume of my interest in our arrangement is still strong and upcooperate as am seriously intene to work with your organization.
Kindly reply me speedly to make me known that you understand me in this particular mail after break in communication.Your need is my supply.
Best Regards,
Mr.Sheriff.
Dear Mr. Sheriff,
I understand completely.
Posted by Phil at June 5, 2007 9:36 AM
Comments
"Your need is my supply"
Now THAT is customer service.
Posted by: Guvna at June 5, 2007 11:24 AM
Wasn't that a line from Jerry Maguire?
Posted by: Wayne at June 5, 2007 12:47 PM
You had me at "sorry for the braek".
I'm surprised that he graduated from that prestigious university, which apparently didn't have a class on popular MS Word functions such as spell check.
I'm beginning to doubt his credentials. Before you proceed further, Phil, make sure he really is a Nigerian.
Posted by: homeimprovementninja at June 5, 2007 4:35 PM
How can I doubt him? He has a legal practisioner.
(Perhaps Barrister David??)
Posted by: Phil at June 5, 2007 9:35 PM
u have a great blog...
the volume of my interest is still strong...i look forward to upcooperate as am seriously intene to work with your organization...
thanks again
Posted by: Pop Cultured at June 5, 2007 11:09 PM
"Next tomorrow" is upon us. I hope today is the day this deal closes
Posted by: Bon at June 6, 2007 6:54 AM
Pop - thanks!
Bon - are you sure "next tomorrow" is today? Wouldn't "next tomorrow" be tomorrow, if it was yesterday when he said it? The tomorrow after next?
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