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June 19, 2007
An email I did not expect
UPDATE: 6/19/07; 1:45 p.m.
(Note: you may read all correspondence related to this post in the "Mr. Sheriff Chronicles")
When we left off yesterday, the information that a third party was now trying to sidle up to the Playaz had left Mr. Sheriff extremely concerned. So concerned that I thought our new friend Mr. Mike would not live to see the dawn.
Then I received a very unexpected email (second note - there is a word in this email...a highly offensive one...that was used, and in a context I don't even fully understand. I have debated and debated about removing it completely, but in the end decided to leave it as it was written to me. I did slightly edit the word just because it nearly knocked me over when I read it, and I just don't want it staring me in the face - so, without further adieu):
To: Phil Braun
From: Michael Teigaga
Dear Sir,
I want you to invite one Sheriff Ahmed to your email communication because I trust him very much in his part of dealing with clients. He is perfect in catching clients in which to obtain or get good money from them.
Believe you me that we are connection business G.n*ggers/merchants; we are good in making money from legitimate businesses and at the same time perfect in taking money from O.B.T businesses, and most of the time move for pleasure and grooving activities.
Invite Mr. Sheriff to join me in working with you, I assure you that upon his invitation to work in your company, success and too much money must be for us always.
Mr. Sheriff is very good and perfect in catching clients through the internet. Please make sure to reach him through his private mail address (sahmed.gh024@yahoo.com), However his involvement in your company attached with me is a necessity for the growth of your company financially.
Please contact him through his private mail address (sahmed.gh024@yahoo.com) then you will notice his convincing power and strong in catching and maintaining clients to the extent of taking monies from them till the clients becomes no financial job. Enclose attached is my international Drivers Permit once more again.I will wait for your response and please keep this information to your self.
Sincerely,
Michael Teigaga
Tel: +2332466107
Mr. Teigaga's grasp of the English language aside, I found his invitation of Mr. Sheriff to the conversation baffling. Sworn enemies now friends? Did Mr. Sheriff put him up to it? Is Mr. Sheriff's "new" personal email address another ploy to cut out Mr. Sheriff completely?
As a man of honor, I decided to let Mr. Sheriff know about these latest developments (and to hopefully spur him to work on his required essay):
To: Sheriff Ahmed
From Phil Braun
Subj: Our "friend" has contacted me again
In case you were unaware, Mr. Teigaga has contacted me again - this time, wanting to include you in the correspondance. I do not know if this is a joke or not, but I wanted to alert you to this potential progress barrier.
I do not have the money to hire two employees: only one. Thus, I wanted to see how dedicated one would be by writing a brief report on important men Kenny Rogers, Larry Holmes, or Conway Twitty - men important to our organization.
I have just closed a large Dust transaction and now have $80,000.00 in my account.
If I receive the report I desire, our understanding will be complete.
My best to you Mr. Sheriff
Phil Braun
I have also instructed Mr. Teigaga to write a report as well. Just in case.
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New email received:
To: Phil Braun
From: Sheriff Ahmed
Dear Phil,
Wow�������������..
Well I don't have any thing to say now regarding what Mr. Mike requested of me until I finish with the essay.This is to let you know that am taking my time to write down the essay, and will get back to you at the soonest. So kindly be in expectation of the essay.
Best Regards,
Mr.Sheriff.
Posted by Phil at June 19, 2007 9:02 AM