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July 2, 2007

Get down to 'Uncle Tac's' Fireworks & Primary Explosives for all your Fourth of July needs

As Independence Day nears, don't spend your holiday without visiting Uncle Tac's "Detonation Station" for all your Fourth of July entertainment needs!!

Tac's is a full service retail outlet that serves to make your Fourth end up with a bang!!

Geared more towards the primary, secondary, and tertiary explosives and less on the "fireworks", Uncle Tac has everything you need to blow up that ditch, dam, shed, abandoned automobile, neighbor's automobile, that is sure to "wow" your friends and relatives this patriotic holiday.

Stock up for your neighborhood extravaganza....Uncle Tac has:

Nitroglycerin
C-4
Trinitroluene (TNT)
Compositions A & B
Tetrytols
Dynamite
Black Powder
Battery Acid
...and much, much more!

Watch your neighbors run for cover when you detonate "Jumbo" for your Grand Finale...and when the smoke clears and the rubble is swept away, you can tell them it was all thanks to "Uncle Tac's"!!

"Jumbo"

Come on down!

Posted by Phil at July 2, 2007 4:51 PM