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July 2, 2007
Get down to 'Uncle Tac's' Fireworks & Primary Explosives for all your Fourth of July needs
As Independence Day nears, don't spend your holiday without visiting Uncle Tac's "Detonation Station" for all your Fourth of July entertainment needs!!
Tac's is a full service retail outlet that serves to make your Fourth end up with a bang!!
Geared more towards the primary, secondary, and tertiary explosives and less on the "fireworks", Uncle Tac has everything you need to blow up that ditch, dam, shed, abandoned automobile, neighbor's automobile, that is sure to "wow" your friends and relatives this patriotic holiday.
Stock up for your neighborhood extravaganza....Uncle Tac has:
Nitroglycerin
C-4
Trinitroluene (TNT)
Compositions A & B
Tetrytols
Dynamite
Black Powder
Battery Acid
...and much, much more!
Watch your neighbors run for cover when you detonate "Jumbo" for your Grand Finale...and when the smoke clears and the rubble is swept away, you can tell them it was all thanks to "Uncle Tac's"!!
"Jumbo"
Come on down!
Posted by Phil at July 2, 2007 4:51 PM
Comments
Assuming the Playaz Ball wasn't already under government surveillance, this post pretty much assures it.
That being said, are gift certificates available?
Posted by: Hammer at July 2, 2007 6:37 PM
Dick Cheney is our best customer.
Posted by: Phil at July 2, 2007 8:14 PM
Nothing says 4th of July quite like Tac's skin tight light blue slacks
Posted by: Bon at July 3, 2007 7:23 AM
Do you ship overseas? We can only buy fireworks on Halloween and Christmas and New Years. Also, for nostalgia sake- does Tac sell Cherry Bombs? I love Cherry Bombs...good times...good times...
Posted by: Wayne at July 3, 2007 2:13 PM
Indeed Wayne - and even though the Cherry Bomb is now illegal in the U.S., it does not stop of from selling them to you. Packed with a little extra black powder for good measure.
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