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July 12, 2007
Bon issues fatwa against beavers in neighborhood pond
Bon has issued a fatwa ruling against all beavers residing in his pond, instructing the Playaz that it is their duty to wage jihad against the beaver.
"They have now eaten one peach tree and one pear tree, and are currently working on a apple tree. I have laid the trap tonight. I will stalk him tomorrow night with a spotlight."
Posted by Phil at July 12, 2007 10:04 AM
Comments
Ummm.
Does Bon's wife or girlfriend know about this fatwa?
Posted by: sparkles anon! at July 12, 2007 11:51 AM
Stalking, trapping & slaying beaver are not uncommon in the Bon household.
Posted by: Phil at July 12, 2007 12:11 PM
"Stalking, trapping & slaying beaver are not uncommon in the Bon household."
Classic.
Posted by: Pop Cultured at July 12, 2007 12:58 PM
The phrase "Stalking, trapping & slaying beaver" has different meanings based upon the particular species being pursued. Sometimes it's bad, sometimes it's exquisite.
Posted by: Wayne at July 12, 2007 4:41 PM
Go with God, Bon. Go with God.
Posted by: Guvna at July 12, 2007 5:13 PM
I hope to snatch it without delay
Posted by: Bon at July 12, 2007 5:24 PM
If you get the Beavers the liberals win.
Beavers don't let silly things like environmental regulations slow them down. Beavers aren't tree huggers. The Beavers are the only Bush supporters left.
Save a Beaver, Save the White House.
yadayahadaha
Posted by: kob at July 12, 2007 7:52 PM
You bring up a good point, kob. Beavers are so like us in many ways. They are in favor of construction and clear-cutting.
Except that Bon will not stand for allowing any animal to have its way - ask the possum who mistakenly dug out a burrow on Bon's property, only to have it filled with gasoline shortly after - and especially when they are so tasty.
Posted by: Phil at July 12, 2007 8:14 PM
Slaying Beaver? To a Canadian, that's like eating a hamburger in India. Can't he just trap them and send them back north of the border?
Posted by: Jessica at July 13, 2007 7:47 AM
Well, Jessica.....you may want to turn off your computer in a few days.....
Posted by: Phil at July 13, 2007 9:05 AM
Let me know how the maiming of the beaver goes...I want to write a book called 'The Beaver Slayer' as sort of a tribute to James Fenimore Cooper, so maybe you could keep a journal while on the hunt and send me a copy? If you can find some Native Americans to help with the stalking, that would really help the authenticity, too.
Posted by: You can call me'Sir' at July 13, 2007 9:44 AM
We plan to document the results here on Playaz Ball, 'Sir', so hopefully that will be a help to you.
We'll see how Bon does over the weekend.
Posted by: Phil at July 13, 2007 9:46 AM
Does the use of a spotlight constitute cheating?
Posted by: Prince-The Purple One at July 15, 2007 2:51 PM
When hunting the Varmint Cong, you are entitled to use whatever weaponry and tactics you wish to employ, up to and including plastic explosives in the shapes of bunny rabbits and squirrels.
Posted by: Hammer at July 15, 2007 5:58 PM