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July 12, 2007

Bon issues fatwa against beavers in neighborhood pond

Bon has issued a fatwa ruling against all beavers residing in his pond, instructing the Playaz that it is their duty to wage jihad against the beaver.

"They have now eaten one peach tree and one pear tree, and are currently working on a apple tree. I have laid the trap tonight. I will stalk him tomorrow night with a spotlight."

Posted by Phil at July 12, 2007 10:04 AM