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July 15, 2007

Best laid plans of beavers and Bon

Missive from Bon received Friday evening:

"You can imagine how I recoiled in horror as I woke the next morning to find the crafty beaver had once again escaped my clutches. I knew he was entering my property up a small 8 foot wide dirt boat ramp. I now knew that I must block off portions of the boat ramp and "funnel" the evil genius into my trap. I laid concrete blocks, and wire cages on the outer edges of said ramp. This only leaves the evil doer with one option if he wishes to dine on more of my fruit trees. That option is to walk through my cable snare trap. The more he pulls, the more he becomes entangled. On the other side of the trap I have strategically placed a fruit tree he already took down in order to lure him in. I hope to snatch some beaver tonight."

Posted by Phil at July 15, 2007 8:55 PM