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July 18, 2007

Sunday, bloody Sunday

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"Great news Phil! The evil one has been put out of his misery. He not only ate my trees, but appeared rabid and so very evil when cornered. He was snatched just as planned. There was enough length in the cable trap he was in that he was able to chew and tear up any wood object in his vicinity. This made Bon very angry. Particularly after three vodka and wholemilks. I was about to go to church, but before leaving I knew I had a job to do. I had to eliminate this evil spirit. I removed my best pistol grip shotgun from its gold carrying case. I polished the brass on the bottom of the shotgun shells I would be using for this exorcism. At this point I maneuvered stealthily down the woodline until happening upon this possessed creature. The evil spirits operating from within had him foaming at the mouth, shouting me down, and taunting me. I moved in at this point. I knew from experience the only way to make it through an ambush like this is to charge the enemy position. This is in fact what I did. I engaged him with the shotgun at close range and eliminated him with one shot."

Posted by Phil at July 18, 2007 8:57 AM