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July 23, 2007
Evil incarnate Harry Potter apprehended by Playaz; put to death
The Playaz apprehended known witch/sorcerer Harry Potter, where he was taken into custody, and summarily beaten to death.
Potter was spotted walking in a park near London when the Playaz quickly seized the boy, then tazed him to prevent him from releasing his magic upon the Playaz.
Potter claimed to go by the name "Daniel Radcliffe", repeating over and over to the Playaz that he was merely an "actor" and not really Harry Potter.
Potter, who used the name "Daniel Radcliffe" in an attempt to escape the Playaz' clutches
"He provided us with a phony name in hopes that we would release him, but we were quite sure, after the third case of mistaken identity, that this was Harry Potter himself," one Playa stated. "We also killed the other three because you never know if they can change their shape and whatnot."
The Playaz were then able to "stamp out the soul" of the boy with their boots being continously driven into the motionless Potter, who succumbed to the Playaz beatings within 45 minutes.
"It was important to force his soul out of his body, because with witches and the like, one never knows if they can bring themselves back to life or turn into a vampire or something."
Posted by Phil at July 23, 2007 9:31 AM
Comments
it's good to cover all bases...nice whack...
Posted by: Pop Cultured at July 23, 2007 10:57 AM
The first quote can only by Guvna, which other playa would use the word whatnot?
Phil, an e-mail has been sent to you, a potential new target.
Posted by: The Captain at July 23, 2007 11:01 AM
The popularity of the last film is crazy. Watching TV news I was shocked how people deify Harry Potter and everything concerning with him.
Posted by: CreditWatcher at July 24, 2007 3:42 AM
No need to worry about that anymore, CreditWatcher.
Posted by: Phil at July 24, 2007 10:02 AM
The "other three"? Who would that be? I thought Harry only ran around with Ron and Hermione? What secrets do the Playaz hold????
Posted by: WOA at July 24, 2007 2:06 PM
Oh, they were just random dudes who kind of looked like him.
Posted by: Phil at July 24, 2007 2:36 PM
Couldn't you just let all the rain they are getting over there wash them away???
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