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August 7, 2007

From the Financial Wizard

To: Mr. Sheriff
From: Phil Braun

We have just broken free from the clutches of Chris Hansen, who swarmed around us like an angry hornet for a fortnight. Fortnately, we were able to plant the cocaine at his NBC Studios out of the watchful eyes of his cameras, as you suggested.

We have sent our counsel Wayne to your country to clear the air. He should have arrived at your airport.

Phil

To: Phil Braun
From: Sheriff Ahmed
Subject: FROM THE FINANCIAL WIZARD

Dear Phil,
Thanks for calling my business interested attention and the good news therein.You are now victorious by breaking the clutches of Chris Hansen.

however your mail indicated that you have sent Wayne as delegate representative/councel down here yesterday been Sunday to come and clear the air or in a plain language to see me( Mr.Sheriff Ahmed) in person as th one to work with you perfectly for too much money,because as a G niggers too much more money are for us.

Kindly give me the number to contact him immediately and urgently in the hotel and also include the hotel name and the room number or his extension number.

Now believe me the financial wizard,cash success is achieved,however there are many more financial access to open up.
I await your swift response now.

Best Regards,
Mr.Sheriff.

(2 DAYS LATER)

Dear Phil,
I hope Mr.Wayne is presently down here.so what is delaying again from your cooperation with me to go and see him for the entire business discussion,however i requested the best means and access to go and meet with him for discussion of one and one to put business upward in practical.

I don't believe in delay for it id denial and not fact of the matter.Wise saying says,seeing is believing.

I await your swift response at the earliest.

Best Regards,
Mr.Sheriff.

To: Mr. Sheriff
From: Phil Braun

Mr Sheriff -

I am sorry. I have been unconscious as last evening was "Huff Night" at Playaz Ball - a yearly festival of paint huffing that the Playaz partake in.

Wayne is at the Golden Tulip hotel in Accra. Unfortunately, Wayne's Motorola briefcase telephone does not seem to work in your country. Here is his photo if you wish to seek out his presence.

Phil

Dear Phil,
Thanks for given me the sincere informations regarding the arrival of Mr.wayne in Accra here,however lodging at the Golden Tulip hotel,am seriously wishing to seek out his presence.I have seen his photo pictire

Accordingly Kindly provide me his room number and the Golden Tulip hotel number,it will be more well and best for you
to ask the room number and the hotel number from him at this very moment to enable us to commence money making business meeting immediately,seeing and comfirming your delegate person( Mr.Wayne)will make me believing, and proof
you honest and real regarding all our too much money making correspondences.

I expect the needed hotel infos to meet with Mr.Wayne immediately.

Best Regards,
Mr.Sheriff.

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Dear Phil,

Your mail response does not speak to me the fact. I have been to the Golden Tulip hotel yesterday and was very serious to meet with Mr.Wayne, however when approach the receptionist and made them know that am after Mr. Wayne then they take their time to go through their computer for such name but they did not found any name like Wayne and they proceed in asking me the country he came from and the company that sent him, then I respond that he came from America and was sent by an INCOPORATION ORGANIZATION, thereafter they ask me to contact the person through any communication means to ask him the name he used to lodge in the hotel to enable make the situation easy for me to see him, if actually he is in the hotel.

So in this matter you have to act immediately regarding the easy and available means to see him. Now that he is in the hotel there is no available link or access for me to meet with him because he lodged in the Golden Tulip Hotel with another name.

Kindly provide me with his new name in the Golden Tulip Hotel, hotel room number and the hotel room phone number to easy and enable me to meet with him today as his Motorola briefcase telephone does not seem to work in Ghana. Definitely as one of the honorable hotel in Accra, they are update with hotel facilities and numbers to connect to any of their hotel rooms.

Take this from me having a meeting, putting a challenge or business trial is a point of tracking financial success. Give to me proof motivations and you will realize my sensible success in progress.

I expect the needed hotel links to meet with Mr. Wayne immediately.

Best Regards,
Mr. Sheriff.

Posted by Phil at August 7, 2007 10:42 AM

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