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August 8, 2007
Playaz Ball 2007 - Phil begrudgingly takes time to greet fans
As is customarily the case at Playaz Ball, it is very difficult to have a moment to ourselves without being stopped by fans or chased by the paparazzi.
While out on the beach marking the locations of our buried drugs as I do each year, I was stopped by these curious youngsters who wanted the chance to say hello to a hero.
The male's name is 'Phil' - easy enough to remember as I have already filed a trademark infringement suit.
The ladies' names I do not recall offhand - Abby? Ally? and the other one. I don't know if this guy had two girlfriends or what the situation was, but my kangol is off to him. They were a bit 'stand off-ish', perhaps because I invited them to our place to partake in our drugs and hookers.
Posted by Phil at August 8, 2007 10:11 AM
Comments
There's nothing wrong with letting the peasants, errr, I mean fans, meet you but you shouldn't shake hands or touch them in any way. You don't where they have been. There's a reason I refer to my fans as "the Great Unwashed".
Posted by: homeimprovementninja at August 8, 2007 11:28 AM
Oooh baby! Look at those legs!
Posted by: DC Sports Chick at August 8, 2007 12:36 PM
He caught me at an akward moment, HIN. Normally I have a pair of rubber gloves on me at all times for just such an occasion, but he just sort of grabbed my hand.
Posted by: Phil at August 8, 2007 2:38 PM
Phil, I have to concur with our ninja friend. Fans have germs. And smell like tinkle. I highly doubt the Dalai Lama presses the flesh when he's out looking for his buried drugs.
Posted by: Brunch Bird at August 8, 2007 4:11 PM
Please tell me you at least swiped a gold ring or expensive watch when you shook his hand *shiver*.
I mean there's no other excuse for touching the "unclean" unless you make a profit, right?
Posted by: WOA at August 8, 2007 4:39 PM
That's it. I'm coming next year...
Posted by: Jessica at August 9, 2007 1:02 AM
It's the pimp shoes on the beach that's got me. Brings to mind Richard Nixon walking the shoreline in his wingtips.
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