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September 10, 2007
How does the day find Larry Holmes?
DEAR PHIL,
ONCE MORE AGAIN TO YOUR NOTICE ,AM HIGHLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.HOWEVER YOU TAKE MY BUSINESS WISE AND PERFECT FOR GRANTED AND CHIULDS PLAY.
REMEMNBER ALL MY SUGGESTION TO YOU ON HOW TO PUT AWAY A MESS CAUSED BY A PERSON WHEN YOU HAD A BUSINESS SECRET REVIEWD BY ONE OF YOUR NEW EMPLOYEE.
FOR YOUR INFORMASTION AM TOO MUCH BIG FOR SUCH CHARACTERISTICS OF YOUR AS A VAGABON,BADGER AND EDUCATED ILLITRATE.
BE INFORMED,BASICALLY ON THE HIGHT OF MY WISDOM I NOTICE THAT MR.MIKE HAS TAKEN YOU TO OUR AFRICAN LENGHT OF SWEARING ORTH AGREEMENT IN ABIDE WITH HIM AND HIS ASSOCIATES AND NO MORE WITH ME.
HOW THE DAY FINDS WITH LARRY HOLMES? AND HOW MUCH IS HIS INTEREST REGARDING TO SEE ME.
HOW IS THE SITUATION WITH HARRY POTTERS AND HIS CONDITION IN POSITION?AS YOU CAN IMAGINE HARRY POTERS IS SOME ONE WHEN AM WITH YOU AND WE COMMUNICATE WITH HIM WE WILL ACHIEVE ALL NECESSARY THINGS OF THIS WORLD.
AM LOOKING FORWARD FOR YOUR MAIL REPLY AT THE SWIFTEST.
BEST REGARDS.
MR.SHERIFF
Posted by Phil at September 10, 2007 3:54 PM
Comments
Well that certainly clears things up.
Phil, are you recovered? And has Wayne returned?
Posted by: Ralph/Raul at September 10, 2007 5:08 PM
I am still very much under the weather, and I have not yet ascertained Wayne's whereabouts.
I do have some good leads on re-couping some money for the Playaz. I have emailed a young man named "Bill Gates", who is fascinated by my email beta-testing device, which sends you money each time you forward an email.
Posted by: Phil at September 12, 2007 9:41 AM
I hate that marmadukemedia is filtered out at work. It makes it impossible to comment on this stuff when I get a good chance.
I think that, judging by the all caps, multiple spelling errors, and utter detachment from reality, the above missive was dispatched to you from the bottom of a K-Hole at the hands of a soggy drunk Mr Sherriff.
Posted by: AUA at September 13, 2007 5:08 PM
Well, they run the systems for the European Space Agency, so they know what they are doing.
And, I wonder if Mr. Sheriff read the final book or not?
Posted by: Phil at September 14, 2007 11:15 AM
wow, the harry potters comment took me by surprise. thanks for the morning laugh.
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