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October 3, 2007

"....you know for years I provided Burt and Loni with all their wigs. They came to me. Then they split up...big mistake. But I'm rambling....Anyway, I said to Guv'na 'if you're saying you wouldn't do that to her if presented to you, even if it were 100% cleaned, sterilized, whatever you wanted, you sir are a bald-faced liar! You know you wouldn't be able to say no!'....say have you guys seen a guy named "Wayne"? He's our attorney and he's been missing a while over here somewhere."

Posted by Phil at October 3, 2007 4:49 PM