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October 3, 2007

"....you know for years I provided Burt and Loni with all their wigs. They came to me. Then they split up...big mistake. But I'm rambling....Anyway, I said to Guv'na 'if you're saying you wouldn't do that to her if presented to you, even if it were 100% cleaned, sterilized, whatever you wanted, you sir are a bald-faced liar! You know you wouldn't be able to say no!'....say have you guys seen a guy named "Wayne"? He's our attorney and he's been missing a while over here somewhere."

Posted by Phil at October 3, 2007 4:49 PM

Comments

Does Wayne remember what happened to Dian Fossey? Get him OUT of there.

Posted by: Washington Cube at October 4, 2007 1:05 AM

Liar? Indeed. I stand by my refusal, regardless of circumstance or guarantees of cleanliness.

Posted by: Guvna at October 4, 2007 9:23 AM

Hopefully the sex is worth the AIDS. *shudder*

Posted by: AUA at October 8, 2007 6:23 PM

Fitting that nearly a quarter century after we had Shaft in Africa, we now have Phil in Africa.

Posted by: Hammer at October 8, 2007 7:39 PM

Only homosexuals and democrats can catch AIDS, AUA. Everybody knows that.

Posted by: Phil at October 9, 2007 12:37 PM

And Sodomites. Or is that redundant?

Wayne is dead. Long live Wayne!

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