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December 11, 2007

Milk was a bad choice

Many of you have inquired as to my whereabouts and well-being, and why I have not been posting as frequently. I get calls from people like Fidel Castro, letters from Jimmy Carter - people from all over the globe asking "what happened to the Playaz?".

I have been very ill now for the last several months with a chronic disorder that has all but interrupted my normal Playa lifestyle. I have lost approximately 50 lbs. since September, and in my weakened state have simply not been able to post as frequently as I'd like.

Wayne is back safely, for those of you who recall his mysterious absence from Playaz Ball, and there is a wild tale regarding his rescue and return which I will hopefully share with you in the near future.

I have been undergoing treatment these several months, but their results have been marginal thus far, and slow to take effect.

As a result, I have opted to try a different path in conjunction with my doctor currently treating me. I have heard many good things about traditional Chinese Medicine and their benefits to people with conditions such as mine. I bumped into an Asian fellow a few weeks ago and I asked him "who is the top China-man here in the States who can help treat me for my ailments?". The man became offended and walked off without answering me (apparently, it has come to my attention that the term "China-man" is offensive to people of Asian ethnicity. It was my understanding that the Asian race was the last group of people that it was okay to be racially derogatory towards, without any social repercussions. I guess I am wrong).

Anyway, I did locate someone and tomorrow I am flying to Los Angeles to meet with Dr. Mao, where he will no doubt stab me with needles and prescribe comet dust tea for me to drink.

Wish me luck, and I hope to return to your world very soon.

All my best,
Phil

(comments have been deactivated as I have been swamped with spam these past few months)

Posted by Phil at December 11, 2007 11:39 AM