March 14, 2008
Playaz return to blogosphere delayed by loss of lucky turtleneck
The Playaz' triumphant return to the blogosphere has been delayed due to the loss of Phil's "lucky" red turtleneck.
Phil insists he cannot blog effectively without his trademark turtleneck, and will not without it's return.
The Playaz interrogate a man as to his knowledge of the whereabouts of Phil's lucky turtleneck
The turtleneck is best described as red in color, size Medium, 50% cotton/50% polyester, with a faint hint of Brute cologne and sweat.
Below: Phil's turtleneck
Posted by Phil at March 14, 2008 3:00 PM
Comments
A little water boarding convinced me the man pictured had nothing to do with the disapearance.
Posted by: Bon at March 14, 2008 3:43 PM
Gasp! Does Kenny know about this?
Posted by: DC Sports Chick at March 14, 2008 4:22 PM
Perhaps more water was necessary.
Posted by: AUA at March 27, 2008 11:28 AM
Yes, he clearly looks guilty.
Posted by: Marci at April 8, 2008 5:17 PM
You need to keep waterboarding that guy - i can see in his eyes that he knows where the turtle kneck is. He has turtle kneck eyes!
Posted by: Techy wank at April 10, 2008 6:09 AM
I'll say delayed. This turtleneck business is a lot more serious than I originally thought.
Posted by: Washington Cube at April 14, 2008 4:12 PM
Well currently I am currently busy answering questions from the IRS as to why the Playaz have never filed a tax return, and have been hindered in my search.
Once Kenny and Larry Holmes 'straighten things out' at our next meeting, hopefully I'll get back on the task.
Posted by: Phil at April 15, 2008 10:52 AM
Rumor has it that plans for Playaz Ball '08 are close to being finalized. Can you confirm?
Posted by: Raul at April 16, 2008 9:03 AM
Yes, Raul, the rumors are true. Playaz Ball '08 has been somewhat in doubt but we are close to finalizing the details and dates, subject of course to Kenny Rogers and Larry Holmes ratification of the proposed dates.
Posted by: Phil at April 16, 2008 10:37 AM