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May 28, 2008
For mature audiences only
To once again satisfy our many female readers, and to appease Saidah's vocal protests that the Playaz reveal more of themselves on this blog, I have decided to re-post an old blog that featured our infamous Playgirl pictorial in 1982.
First, you may recall this photo, depicting Bon with First Lady Laura Bush and the wife of Russian president Vladimir Putin. (Bon and I successfully seduced the ladies by offering them visual stimulus and other romantic overtures) As you can see, Mrs. Bush is holding the very issue in which the Playaz were featured in various seductive and tantalizing poses.
Second, you may be asking yourself: "1982? Playaz, how could you have a blog posting in 1982?"
Well, the answer is, the Playaz invented the internet in the late 70's. We later sold it to Al Gore. So, we actually have been blogging since that time, but all of you were too poor to own a computer powerful enough to access the internet, and later were probably too busy being stalked in AOL chatrooms to notice we had a blog back then (you can thank Washington Cube for that - another story for another time).
At any rate, click on the magazine cover below, which will link you to our exclusive pictorial from the August 1982 edition of Playgirl Magazine. (warning!: for mature audiences only!)
Posted by Phil at May 28, 2008 4:28 PM
Comments
We showed the first ladies what a real "stimulus package" was if I remember.
Posted by: Bon at May 28, 2008 4:44 PM
I still love riding in the nude.
Posted by: Tac at May 28, 2008 5:08 PM
I'm not sure even this was revealing enough for your female readership. I'm looking at you, Cube.
Posted by: I-66 at May 28, 2008 8:01 PM
What female readership? Like the readership of Playgirl (Gay men)? I'm only here for the DC Blogs Noted roundup.
Posted by: Foilwoman at May 28, 2008 10:24 PM
Sweet 66. Love that guy. You're right. You're getting to know me too well. I've got to stop hanging around Velvet's blog...the first blog where you may actually need a "safe" word.
Posted by: Washington Cube at May 29, 2008 10:14 AM
Foil - We're highly desired by the women of D.C., as well as women across the globe.
I suppose there are men out there who desire us, too, but the Playaz don't swing that way.
But let's face it - you're here to sneak a peek at the Playaz' pubes, and you know it.
Posted by: Phil at May 29, 2008 10:53 AM
Arrggh!!! My eyes!
There's a line, Phil. A big, powdery white line. And prior to snorting it, you crossed it.
Oh, did you ever cross it...
Posted by: Hammer at May 29, 2008 2:25 PM
Gosh, Hammer. I'm positively nostalgic for the "DUST" wars, especially after reading three Stephen "The Man Knows Guns" Hunter novels back to back. Honestly, Gentlemen....don't make me go all Mary Worth on you.
Posted by: Washington Cube at May 29, 2008 7:16 PM
The women of Kansas can now die happy. You don't see this kind of man candy in the Midwest. The only place to find packages like those is the south.
Posted by: Saidah at May 29, 2008 7:40 PM
I suppose I'll have to flap me up some 'dust' one of these days with Mr. Hammer....
Posted by: Phil at May 30, 2008 9:30 AM
Is the horizontal line in the "G" in Play Girl a semi-erect phallus?
Posted by: Matt Boyd at May 31, 2008 7:48 AM
"slight stiffy", as it has been said to us before.
Posted by: Phil at May 31, 2008 8:32 AM
...and no one has commented on the Burt Reynolds layout. You peeps are slipping.
Posted by: Washington Cube at June 1, 2008 5:58 PM