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June 3, 2008
Possible "Lost Tribe" of Playaz photographed for first time
In an astounding discovery, researchers recently photographed what they believe could be a previously uncontacted "lost tribe" of Playaz in the Amazon jungles.
Hidden in the most remote parts of the rain forests of South America, this tribe is quite possibly the missing link between the Playaz and their heretofore unknown ancestors.
Never before seen or contacted by outside civilization, a helicopter surveying the area spotted the tribe and took these amazing photographs.
As you can see, the tribe became quite angry at this perceived 'invasion'. They were seen waving angrily and firing their crude weaponry at the intruders. It appeared that the tribe was previously enjoying what appeared to be their own version of a "hot tub" - a hole dug into a hot spring, whereby one tribesman would be responsible for blowing into a tube that would create 'bubbles' in the tub - along with several neighboring female tribeswomen that had apparently been invited to this hidden campsite.
Evidence, as seen below, gave indications as to the tribe's potential link to the Playaz.
A convertible Cadillac Fleetwood was spotted among the straw huts, and perhaps more surprisingly, a "Red Lobster" sign emanated from the jungle forest below.
Here, the tribesmen were spotted on the Amazon River in a crudely constructed 'cigarette' boat they used for fishing.
The Playaz themselves had no official comment on the findings, only to say that they had been receiving hand-written messages from someone or some unknown group claiming to be "relatives", and asking for money.
Posted by Phil at June 3, 2008 9:21 AM
Comments
I'm not sure what had me laughing the hardest..the Cadillac or the Red Lobster sign. My latest fantasy car is a 1956 Chrysler Windsor.
Posted by: Washington Cube at June 3, 2008 11:25 AM
So, is there any indication of the cultural differences? Is the Red Lobster reserved for the after-church, over-60 crowd on Sunday afternoons like ours? Does the El Dorado have an 8 inch subwoofer in the back? I can't help but notice that the car is parked in such a way that it blocks most traffic at the intersection, so I suspect that it's just a visitor from DC.
Posted by: Gilahi at June 3, 2008 12:21 PM
We are investigating, Gilahi.
We are curious if there are any opportunities for a "Kenny & Bon's" franchise there to compliment the greatest seafood restaurant on Earth (as most of Bon's menu can be found right there in the rainforest).
Posted by: Phil at June 3, 2008 2:26 PM
Hopefully they've been capitalizing on the rainforests in the same manner that the Playaz capitalize on everything.
I can envisage them now, selling bananas to monkeys and charging them peel disposal fees, non-refundable stem deposits, shipping charges, and fecal waste fines.
Posted by: Matt at June 4, 2008 11:54 AM
Playaz in the Mist...
Who needs Dian Fossey when you've got Dian Parkinson? Hopefully Illinois Braun will leave these natives alone and no go after their sacred golden Kangol.
Posted by: Hammer at June 4, 2008 2:46 PM
"not" go...
Goddamn comet dust is impairing my typing abilities...
Posted by: Hammer at June 4, 2008 2:48 PM
Yes Hammer, but you can turn them out in half the time.
Posted by: Phil at June 4, 2008 2:54 PM
The Golden Kangol. Now there's a story line. Comet dust is as inspirational as absinthe was to Lautrec. And if there's any errors in my entry, I'm blaming this cold the same way Tatum O'Neal blamed her dead dog for her crack habit.
Posted by: Washington Cube at June 4, 2008 6:18 PM
i don't really understand your website.. but i love it.
Posted by: rebecca at June 4, 2008 9:46 PM
Rebecca- I suggest you look back in the archives and I am sure it will become crystal clear. Kenny Rogers, Larry Holmes, Conway Twitty, narcotics, space travel......they all go hand in hand. I hope that clears things up a bit
Posted by: Bon at June 5, 2008 8:55 AM