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June 9, 2008
Playaz primer
A couple of days ago we received a comment from a "Rebecca" who said, "i don't really understand your website....but i love it."
While the lack of understanding of our website might seem inconceivable at first, it is fair to admit that we have been away for some while and new readers are discovering us, just as the old readers are "re-discovering" us.
So how best to explain to young Rebecca what the Playaz are all about?
First Rebecca, read the following article that was recently done on the Playaz:
PLAYAZ WILL STEAL YOUR WIFE AND MONEY
by Alex Davies
Wireless Flash News
June 4, 2008
ATLANTA (Wireless Flash) -- Don't hate the playa, hate the
game.
A group of Southern men known as the Playaz are gaining
notoriety on the Internet through their website,
playazball.com, and they have one thing to say to their
critics: Don't hate if you can't relate.
Head Playa Phil Braun says, "We consider ourselves the
most important people on the Internet. We're involved in
everything from making love to world leaders' wives and
cutting back the animal population, to space travel and
narcotics. People should never hate a playa, even if they've
been screwed by us. Maybe we took your money or wife, but you
probably deserved it."
The playaz cite country crooner Kenny Rogers as their
idol and inspiration because of his raw sexual magnetism...
And that only scratches the surface, of course. As Bon stated in his reply, the answers to the Playaz' mysteries can best be discovered in the archives via our "Categories" section in the sidebar. In order to get you started, I have recommended a few links.
Former Heavyweight Champion Larry Holmes
and naturally, Playaz Ball - which is the reason we're here to start with.
Hope that helps a bit - plenty more where that came from of course, and we hope you return often.
If you visit Atlanta, you're sure to see the Playaz on various marquee billboards around the city
Posted by Phil at June 9, 2008 9:56 AM
Comments
That's all fine and good, but to paraphrase '50's group, The Cadets, "...meanwhile...back in the jungle..."
Posted by: Washington Cube at June 9, 2008 12:10 PM
You ARE the most important people on the internet. for realz...
Posted by: Lemmonex at June 9, 2008 5:10 PM
ah, i love playa'z nutrition... cheetoes are the best thing in the world!.. well, second best, compared to the playaaaaz haha
Posted by: Rebecca at June 9, 2008 7:00 PM
...allll i can say is....i wanna be phils bottom bitch....
xoxo
Posted by: suicide_blond at June 9, 2008 7:41 PM
Or as Ludacris says, "Welcome to Atlanta where the Playaz play."
You know you've hit the big time when you have Luda pimping your site - - seriously, who needs billboards?
Posted by: Matt at June 10, 2008 8:50 AM
Cube - Patience...patience...
Lemmon- Thank you for confirming what we already know!
Rebecca - cheetos are the cornerstone of a nutritious diet.
Suicide - I'm not quite sure what that means, but I like the sound of it.
Matt - That is true, but I don't think billboards are out of style. We are also starting a marketing campaign utilizing advertising on pay phones around the city.
Posted by: Phil at June 10, 2008 11:35 AM
Phil, What are these pay phones that you speak of.
Posted by: Prince-the purple one at June 11, 2008 9:19 PM
Very funny, Prince.
Next thing you know, you're going to ask me what a "pager" is (the playaz have several lines of pagers available for sale).
Posted by: Phil at June 12, 2008 11:08 AM