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June 17, 2008

Bush pleads with Playaz to increase oil production from their personal oil rig

President Bush met with the Playaz recently at their beachfront Headquarters in Isle of Palms, South Carolina, attempting to persuade the Playaz to increase oil production from their personal oil rig situated just off the beach in front of their home.

In an effort to offset rising fuel costs, Bush specifically asked the Playaz to release approximately one million barrels a day to the general public, despite the Playaz' insistence that the oil is for personal use only.

The Playaz' oil rig, just off the shore at island resort Wild Dunes in the Isle of Palms, SC

The Playaz rig was constructed in 1976, prior to Jimmy Carter's election as President, and primarily is used to gas up their SUV's and private jets (the crude oil is refined in the Playaz' basement).

The Guv'na informed President Bush that the Playaz had very little oil they could spare. The Guv'na excused himself from the meeting, informing Bush that the Playaz were flying to nearby Charleston (roughly a 20 minute drive) for dinner. It is noted that the Playaz "carbon footprint" is roughly the size of five planets (the planets being Jupiter).

It was the second such visit by Bush, who was politely rebuffed in his first meeting as well, when Larry Holmes informed the President that he "best get out of their face".

Posted by Phil at June 17, 2008 10:41 AM