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June 25, 2008
God taps Wayne as legal counsel following drug arrest
It was announced that God has chosen Wayne to be His attorney after being arrested for allegedly selling cocaine in Tampa, Florida.
Wayne presents his rate of hourly services to God
God has been under investigation since April, and was arrested this past Saturday charged with several counts of possession and distribution, with additional charges levied for being within 1,000 feet of a church.
Wayne stated his Client was not guilty of these charges, and that He would be exonerated.
God is being held on $86,500 bond.
Posted by Phil at June 25, 2008 10:10 AM
Comments
& God also invented Marijuana, and is responsible for its cultivation, as well as poppies for opiates.
Wayne is possibly facing his greatest challenge yet.
Posted by: Matt Boyd at June 25, 2008 10:39 AM
That might seem like an unusually low bail for the Almighty, but considering that God is everywhere, He is, by consequence, not really much of a flight risk. Well, not until the Rapture anyway...
Posted by: Hammer at June 25, 2008 10:51 AM
I guess God's social security number is "0." Make sure you have it if he posts. Guess he won't be having to hand over any passports, either.
By the way...that photograph? The Kangol and robes? Really got me thinking this afternoon about the evolution of the Kangol and it's long history. It's funny what happens to your brain when you read "The Playaz." That and I already read a Haband catalog like it's the funny papers.
Posted by: Washington Post at June 25, 2008 7:19 PM