Playaz Ball: Fantastic Voyage, continued

July 14, 2008

We continue to follow the Playaz microscopic journey through Phil's body....

"Quarters?"

"Yes, it looks like almost $40 worth."

"By the looks of it, Phil has either accidentally, or purposefully, swallowed these while playing the drinking game."

"That's nothing. Take a look at all the coal located in the intestines that Phil swallowed over the years."

"Yes, Phil believed that by swallowing the coal he could later produce diamonds."

"Did it work?"

"Well, we haven't seen any diamonds yet.....wait....we're approaching the entry way to the colon....what's that?!"

"This way out......this way out.....stay out of the colon.....this way oouuut..."

"What in God's name is that?!!"

"I'm not sure. He seems to be issuing some kind of warning, trying to direct us elsewhere. Ignore him, and remind me to kill it later."

"Nooo!!! Don't go that-a-way!!"

"I don't see anything...do you?"

"Nothing. Except...."

"Except what?"

"Turn the ship around."

"Why?"

"Just do it!"

"Look! The colon seems to be closing!"

"This is no colon!........"

Posted by Phil at July 14, 2008 8:29 PM