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July 7, 2008

The Incredible Shrinking Playaz

Many of you are familiar with my recent health issues that, in part, kept me from reporting to you on this blog for the better part of 8 months. I lost nearly 55 lbs., forcing me to take in my Sansabelt slacks. I have been checked by Larry Holmes. I have been prescribed comet-dust. But I have yet to recover to 100% strength.

So, the Playaz and I have opted to attack this disease, Playa-style.

A 'submarine' craft has been constructed.

As I lay sedated on this hospital bed, the miraculous will occur.

Bon, Wayne, Tac, and the Guv'na will be shrunk to microscopic size, and will then be injected directly into my bloodstream, helming the submarine craft directly to the problem source. It will surely be....

A Fantastic Voyage...to Phil's colon!

Posted by Phil at July 7, 2008 9:19 AM