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July 7, 2008
The Incredible Shrinking Playaz
Many of you are familiar with my recent health issues that, in part, kept me from reporting to you on this blog for the better part of 8 months. I lost nearly 55 lbs., forcing me to take in my Sansabelt slacks. I have been checked by Larry Holmes. I have been prescribed comet-dust. But I have yet to recover to 100% strength.
So, the Playaz and I have opted to attack this disease, Playa-style.
A 'submarine' craft has been constructed.
As I lay sedated on this hospital bed, the miraculous will occur.
Bon, Wayne, Tac, and the Guv'na will be shrunk to microscopic size, and will then be injected directly into my bloodstream, helming the submarine craft directly to the problem source. It will surely be....
A Fantastic Voyage...to Phil's colon!
Posted by Phil at July 7, 2008 9:19 AM
Comments
Should be a helluva ride
Posted by: Bon at July 8, 2008 7:13 AM
"The Journey to Phil's Colon" sounds like some kind of gay porn flick.
The Playaz can't even get sick without turning a profit!
Posted by: Matt Boyd at July 8, 2008 9:26 AM
If they really wanted profit, the submarine craft would be covered in corporate sponsor decals. That they would pass up this opportunity for profit suggests they've either become too rich for their own good or that they're just slipping.
Posted by: Hammer at July 8, 2008 4:14 PM
We tried to secure such sponsorship, but we found not many corporations wanted their logo smeared with feces.
Posted by: Wayne at July 8, 2008 4:31 PM
Not even Roto Rooter? ~~Roto Rooter, that's the name, and away go troubles, down the drain~~
Posted by: Washington Cube at July 8, 2008 7:34 PM
Even if it was a gay porn flick, all of us would watch.
Posted by: I-66 at July 9, 2008 2:55 PM
Brilliant!
Posted by: eretRowbroox at August 10, 2008 6:05 AM