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July 21, 2008
The stunning conclusion to "Fantastic Voyage"!
When we last left the Playaz, they were barrelling full-throttle to escape imminent danger after being shrunken to microscopic size and injected into Phil's body....
"Look! The colon seems to be closing!"
"This is no colon...."
"What?!"
"What was that!!?"
"By my observations it was a giant tapeworm that has been living in Phil's colon."
"But how did it get there?"
"No doubt from Phil's journey to Africa, where he must have eaten at 'Kenny & Bon's' and ordered the side dish of tapeworms. Who knew they could be parasitic? Certainly no one at the FDA or Board of Health notified me of anything. Plus, they're pretty lax in other continents I've come to find out."
"Regardless of that -- how do we kill it?"
"Have you ever seen 'Jaws'......?"
"Great shot, Tac! And great work, Playaz! I'm sure Phil is feeling better already!"
Posted by Phil at July 21, 2008 10:55 AM
Comments
Something tells me that a cotton swab of Bactine isn't quite going to cut it this time...
Posted by: Hammer at July 21, 2008 4:58 PM
I knew I shouldn't have swallowed those whippets.
Posted by: Phil at July 21, 2008 5:17 PM
Nurse! Pepto bismol! Stat!
Posted by: Matt Boyd at July 21, 2008 10:00 PM
Laughing at the brown smoke.
Posted by: Washington Cube at July 21, 2008 10:53 PM
Posted by: Phil at July 22, 2008 10:24 AM