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July 24, 2008
Phil kill
Back to business. We are currently training in China, preparing for our upcoming Blog War.

Then, we disembark to Playaz Ball 2008, only 4 short weeks away.
Posted by Phil at July 24, 2008 4:31 PM
Comments
At first glance, I thought the Playaz were getting ready for the summer Olympics.
Have the Playaz ever worn the Guayabera shirt to the Ball? There's something so...so...Bebe Rebozo about that.
Posted by: Washington Cube at July 24, 2008 8:53 PM
Not this time, Cube. We're simply too busy to compete. But we were warmly received in China back in 2006, when we introduced them to Bon's Animal Olympics.
We may be around for the Olympics, however, prior to Playaz Ball (Aug 20-24).
As for the shirts, we are very familiar with the Guayabera shirts. Quite stylish with a pair of tight fitting Wranglers.
Posted by: Phil at July 24, 2008 9:40 PM
What nice slender wrists you have . . .
Posted by: Matt Boyd at July 25, 2008 12:18 PM
Well I have lost lots of weight, you know.
Previously, about 90% of my body weight was in my torso.
Posted by: Phil at July 25, 2008 12:36 PM
You need a lot more practice. This display falls well short of what's needed to make the medals round.
technical: 3.4 -- Your arm is reaching out for some support. That's as bad a figure skater's fall. The judge's don't want to see any hint of loss of balance during the drinking event.
artistic impression: 6.7 -- Judges were impressed that the bottle was at least 6" from your mouth for a graceful, breathtaking pour. But as you are aware, the Russians are now holding their bottles at least 8" inches away, so more work is needed.
penalties: Judges noticed some dribble. -3.
Posted by: kob at July 26, 2008 10:02 AM
We'll see what they think when my fist goes through their face.
Posted by: Phil at July 26, 2008 11:37 AM