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July 30, 2008

Barack Obama quickly learning Playaz Business Model

Presidential hopeful Barack Obama stood in front of hundreds of students at the University of Chicago Law School and lectured on the Playaz Business Model.

Obama has been feverishly studying the innovative model implemented by the Playaz in preparation for his run at the White House.

Initially, it was reported that previous attempts by Obama to explain the Model were grossly incorrect -- often times Obama would confuse the cash flow system of the Business Model by displaying the cash going to the government, and not the Playaz.

After several beatings, the Playaz have appeared to "correct" the U.S. Senator, and now Obama is practicing explaining the model in the classroom.

"It brings about a great forum of questioning. When is it best to use the Model? Who benefits?" Obama was quoted as saying. "And the answers are 'always', and 'the Playaz'. The answers are always the same."

The Playaz Business Model is based on an enhanced version of the "pyramid scheme", as well as a layered "business fee" that the Playaz add to virtually any business transaction.

"The Playaz are businessmen," continued Obama. "In fact, that's what it says on their card: "Businessman". So I guess they're entitled to their fees, as Tac and Bon quickly pointed out to me following my tutorial session with them," said Obama while massaging a rather large knot on his forehead.

Posted by Phil at July 30, 2008 1:39 PM