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September 8, 2008

Act II

The Playaz have just been handed a treatment from an unknown play - thus far we have only acquired "Act II", and do not know of the whereabouts of any prior or post Acts of this play. Actually we are not sure of the author's age. Rumors have swirled that the author is quite young.

What we do know is this appears to be the greatest stage play ever scribed by man. The Playaz are working feverishly to acquire the rights to this play and put into production immediately.

I present to you now, exclusively, "Act II":

Act 2

Narrator -(Katie) - The Civil War has started
(Sarah) - This is the battle of Bull run

Union and Confederate - Charge!!!!

Union General (Jessie)- fire kill them all !

Confederate General- Anderson- Men go, go, go !

Union Soldier (Greg)- Bloody (die)

Confederate flag holder (Fincher)- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! (Drop dead)

(Everyone else die)

Union General- You will never win

Confederate General- I will take Bull run

Confederate General- (Stab union general) Yes!

Union General (Drop dead)

Narrator (Alicia)- The confederate's took Bull Run

Narrator- (Sarah)- Harriet Beecher Stowe made her new book

(Katie)- Uncle Tom's Cabin

Citizen (Greg)- I love that new book Uncle Tom's Cabin

Citizen (Michael)- Isn't it amazing

Harriet Beecher Stowe (Ellen)- May I please see your copy of Uncle Tom's Cabin

Citizen (Greg)- Ok

Harriet Beecher Stowe- Thank you

Citizen (Greg)- O my gosh she signed it

Citizen (Michael)- She is Harriet Beecher Stowe

Narrator (Katie)- This is the story of
(Alicia)- Harriet's Escape to freedom

Harriet Tubman (Tracy)- Ineed to get away I'am going to freedom tonight

Slave owner (Everett) Hey one of my slaves is gone! I will just have to go get my dog. go find her boy go find her!

Harriet Tubman- No he's after me I'll go down her and foolow this tunnel.

Narrator (Alicia)- That is how Harriet found her way to freedom
(Katie)- She also helped other slaves escape through the underground railroad

Posted by Phil at September 8, 2008 9:47 AM