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September 11, 2008

Former Soviet Republic Georgia obtains Playaz' "Holmes Missile Defense System"

The Playaz recently delivered their exclusive 'Holmes Missile Defense System' to the country of Georgia to ensure protection from further aggression by it's neighbor to the north, Russia.

Russia sent in warplanes and tanks to the former Soviet Republic after Georgia's efforts to reclaim a "breakaway" province, and fighting has continued after several failed peacekeeping attempts.

Former Heavyweight Champ Larry Holmes peers defiantly out of the launch tube across Russian borders

The Holmes Missile Defense System aims to quell any future conflict and protect Georgia from future attacks from Russia, after successfully defusing the North Korean nuclear threat.

Posted by Phil at September 11, 2008 12:27 PM