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October 21, 2008

We don't read the news, we make the news

A loyal reader "B.D. Heath" emailed us from the island where toilets flow backwards, Australia, and sent us the following headline from down under:

Kenny Rogers becomes 'Bionic Man' (Yahoo.au)

Of course, I reminded Mr. Heath that all this transpired two years ago, right here on Playaz Ball in April 2006:

People Magazine soils the good name of Kenny Rogers

Playaz re-build Kenny

Kenny's surgery a success

I suppose news doesn't reach the more primative parts of the world, such as Australia, for some time.

Adds Heath, "Kenny stands for everything our forefathers, convict folk, represent. Honest values and facial plumage that the most down trodden soul can take straight to the bank, even in the toughest economic times. He is quite simply a bionic miracle. -- BD Heath"

Posted by Phil at October 21, 2008 10:35 AM