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January 21, 2009

Obama's first order of business: Thank Playaz for gift basket of drugs, guns, English Leather

New President Barack Obama settled into his first day in office today, making his first order of business to place a phone call to the Playaz to thank them for the gift basket.

Consisting of cocaine, marijuana, guns, and English Leather soap-on-a-rope, the basket was very much appreciated by the President, and he expressed his gratitude to the Playaz first thing Wednesday morning.

Obama told the Playaz that they had his full support. In return, Obama heard lots of shouting and party-related noise before the Playaz hung up. "I'm not sure they were aware who was on the phone," Obama said afterward, "but I'm sure they know I am thankful for this bounty I have received from them."

Posted by Phil at January 21, 2009 2:24 PM