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March 11, 2009

Playaz advise Obama on when to pull out of Iraq

The Playaz advised President Obama recently that he must carefully weigh the precise moment to pull out of Iraq.

The majority of the Playaz felt strongly that if the U.S. did not pull out "in the nick of time", as they put it, the results could be disastrous.

"We feel that it is important for the President to time this just right. You don't want to wait too long to pull out. You also don't want to pull out too soon, because next thing you know, you'll be right back in again, and it will be like starting all over," Phil was quoted as saying.

While a U.S. pull out would be quite messy and could require a great deal of "clean-up" from the after effects of exiting Iraq, the alternative could mean much, much worse.

"Not pulling out at the right time, staying in too long will only make things more complicated. Can Iraq assure us adequate protection? We don't believe so, and feel they can't be trusted. Plus, we don't want to be receiving late night phone calls from Iraq two months later, all sobbing and what-not, claiming we have to become "engaged" to their future plans and help bring up their children, fund their schooling, provide them with food, medicine, all that crap. It's not like they belong to us! We simply prefer they refer to us as "Uncle Sam", and leave it at that," the Playaz added. "So it is imperative that the President fully understand the importance of pulling out sooner than later."

"Iraq has also been complaining to us for many months now that they have been experiencing pain and burning sensations from our missiles. But that is not from us. That's something they got from the Kurds, or Iran," said the Playaz.

Posted by Phil at March 11, 2009 3:20 PM