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April 18, 2009

Playaz demand Susan Boyle be banned from future television appearances

The FCC and BBC received angry phone calls from the Playaz recently, demanding that new British sensation and hideous Susan Boyle be banned from any future television appearances.

Susan Boyle, who should never be seen again

The highly unattractive Boyle has appeared on multiple telecasts after singing on the TV show "Britain's Got Talent".

Reportedly, the Playaz stated that while in another room they heard a lovely voice singing over the television. Rushing in to see what they expected would be a scantily-clad teenager, the Playaz aroused state was quickly eliminated when they saw the horrifying image of Ms. Boyle before them.

"This woman need never to appear on television again. In fact, any images of her should be completely removed from all media and I would further request that she remain indoors for the duration of her life," read a statement from the Playaz. "She has made it difficult for us to become even the slightest bit turgid now, as we cannot get her out of our head despite our best efforts."

Posted by Phil at April 18, 2009 9:16 AM