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May 14, 2009

Scientists discover "cocaine haze" over cities recently visited by Playaz

Following a recent jaunt to Barcelona, Spain, scientists recently discovered that the Playaz will leave behind a "cocaine haze" that saturates the air above and around the city.

The Playaz' jet seen leaving Barcelona, Spain

The study was conducted after it was noted that immediately after the Playaz' departure from the Spain that their Gross Domestic Product instantly rose 500%, and that the city's inhabitants began working extremely hard, some for up to 48 hours consecutively without sleep or rest. Government officials were baffled, and after ordering a series of tests, scientists discovered that "up to 5 drugs" were laced among the air particles hovering around the city that must have been left behind by the Playaz, including cocaine and comet dust.

Scientists further noted that the Playaz themselves carry around this "cloud" of drugs, similar to the character "Pig Pen" in the Peanuts comic strip.

Reports stated that after the Playaz left, citizens of the towns the Playaz visited became "model thin", and never felt better in their entire lives.

Posted by Phil at May 14, 2009 3:56 PM